A bit of fun for a Sunday morning. Come on, Boris-watchers, do your worst with this beauty, captured from this morning’s Andrew Marr Show:
(The first person whose entry consists only of the word "Exterminate!" gets devoured by Vashta Nerada.)
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And here we see Boris introducing Tim Parker to the nation…
“You’re just the centrally-controlled vanguard of a race of power-hungry aliens who intend to take over and enslave us, aren’t you?”, says the Dalek.
They’re genius, both of them
Er, both of the captions, that is, not both of the people in the picture…
Allow me to introduce my new law and order advisor
Boris: “Londoners – not only is your city safe in my… er… hands, but moreover… cripes… there is no-one over my shoulder advising… or indeed telling me what to say”
Dalek: “Well said, Johnson”
The Conservatives Are Still Playing Personality Politics
“I…um, that is….I have come up with a way to force through my proposed no-strike deal with the RMT. Meet…um…Margaret…”
The New Face Of Compassionate Conservatism…
Thank you all for brightening up my Sunday with these captions
“I said take me to your leader. If you think I believe that this clown is your leader, you will be exterminated”
Boris Johnson Counters His Critics Over Tube Booze Ban Enforcement.
Dalek:
THIS MAN NOT ONLY HAS TWO SHADOWS
HE HAS FIFTEEN CONSULTANTS!
EXTERMINATE!
Boris Announces Appointment of Deputy Mayor For Routemaster Accessibility Testing.
“Um…well, you see…ah. He’s here to make…um…sure that I don’t say anything I shouldn’t, or make one of those gaffe things the press loves. Think of him as Guto 2.0…”
I wouldn’t say Boris is scary, but even the Dalek is hiding behind the sofa!
And 2nd place for the ‘Most Illuminated Head’ competition goes to…. drumrole please…
Well Dalek Khan, when can i expect that cheque to pay off the congestion charge for two billion daleks?
Tories spice up their election campaign by holding the mayorhostage- nobody interested
Tories spice up their election campaign by holding the mayor hostage- nobody interested