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Freewheel back-pedalling?

September 13th, 2008 by Mr. Stop Boris

Last September, Mrs. Stop Boris and I were among the 35,000 that registered for, and indeed the 60,000 that turned up to, the inaugural London Freewheel cycling event.

The day was a real success – from a fun perspective, of course, but even from a Tory-pleasing economic point of view: just taking our own expenditure into account, we ultimately contributed a total of eight hundred pounds to London’s cycling shops when in subsequent months we each purchased rather nice folding bikes as a direct result of having enjoyed the day so much. Freewheel had inspired us to do more cycling: mission accomplished.

The only depressing part of the day for us was the number of people cycling around with ‘Back Boris’ flags on their bikes, featuring the silhouette of Boris and his bike, reinforcing the public image of Boris as a bike-lover and lodging in the attending cyclists’ minds that, despite this being an event initiated by Mayor Ken, Mayor Boris was the real cyclist and he was the one who all those in attendance should be voting for in May.

A year on and already Boris is not turning out to be as good a thing for cycling in London as many might have been led to expect. One of the most serious anti-cycling moves he’s made so far was the cancellation of the Parliament Square part-pedestrianisation. As Tom pointed out last month, part of the rationale for this scheme was to prevent cyclists being “squeezed between a single lane of traffic and steel barriers” – gyratory systems like this are one of the most dangerous features of London’s roads for cyclists, but it seems Boris has no intention of improving life for those on two wheels if it risks causing the slightest inconvenience to those on four (especially if all four receive torque from the engine simultaneously).

But now late September is rolling around and the second Freewheel event provides the perfect opportunity for Boris to set the record straight, and remind those who enjoyed his colourful flags last year that he is, despite apparent evidence to the contrary, still on their side really.

Except, oh dear, what’s this? Thursday’s Guardian Diary column has some interesting information:

So you have the mayor of London - unarguably a cycling enthusiast - and the Freewheel jamboree, the second largest cycling event in Europe. Put them together and what do you get? Another opportunity for downsizing, it appears. After the success of the event last year, when 35,000 were expected and 60,000 turned up, there was the promise from his predecessor Ken Livingstone (the broadcaster now known as DJ Ken) that the cycle-fest would attract 100,000. To that end, the capital’s transport authority, TfL, budgeted £1m. But smaller is beautiful these days, and so we learn that this year’s capacity for the family cycling event, scheduled for September 23, will be 45,000 - which is 7,000 more than registered in 2007 but massively scaled back on the ambitious arrangements DJ Ken had set in place. Add to that the fact that this year’s sponsor, Sky Sports, is only stumping up £100,000, compared with the £300,000 handed over last year by Hovis, and it is easy to see why many are disgruntled. Wear your helmet, Boris.

I didn’t intend my Stop Boris campaign posters to become a told-you-so checklist, but, er…

A Boris At The Olympics cartoon seems more appropriate still:

Boris on the starting line for a cycling race, facing the wrong way. An official comments, 'He's been back-pedalling since he became Mayor and he can't see why he should change now.'

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  • 1 Mathew Sep 13, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    I’m glad it’s being scaled down. The event makes it a nightmare for me to drive from Islington into the West End!

  • 2 Mr. Stop Boris Sep 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    …and obviously, Mathew, you can’t tolerate the possibility that, for one solitary weekend day in the entire London calendar, cyclists’ daily “nightmare” of trying to stay safe on car-heavy roads should be curbed and drivers should have their turn at being given slightly less priority on a tiny number of roads in the very centre of town! Extraordinary.

  • 3 prj45 Sep 13, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Mathew, ” I’m glad it’s being scaled down. The event makes it a nightmare for me to drive from Islington into the West End!”

    Mathew, cycling is a primary answer to our transport issues; if you can’t do it yourself, then if other car drivers do it your drive will be less and less of a nightmare.

    What would you rather have on the road, 400 more cars, or 400 more cyclists?

    Freewheel is a great way of encouraging cycling, cyclists are led into the centre of town on roads with live traffic by marshalls, so people that didn’t have the confidence before might attain it, and the more that do, the easier your drive gets.

    And if you want to actually make your journey it really enjoyable, do it on a bike!

  • 4 Mathew Sep 13, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    I don’t mind cycling in when the weather is nice and I can pose a little.

  • 5 Mathew Sep 13, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    OK joking aside.

    “When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.”
    Boris Johnson, The Guardian, March 18, 2006

    Boris - your not a cyclist your a bull******. If you were a cyclist you would never ever have considered allowing motorbikes to use bus lanes. But you do have nice hair.

  • 6 Mr. Stop Boris Sep 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Mathew - sorry for my irony detection failure - I didn’t spot your web site address before, and you wouldn’t have been the first person to express sentiments like those in your first comment and actually meant them, unfortunately! Thanks for your latest comment, too - that’s an interesting quote from Boris before he was in power and appeasing motorists.

  • 7 Mathew Sep 13, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Cheers Mr Stop Boris.

    From The Independent 12/2/08
    Boris slagging off Ken regarding Paris style cycle hire stands in London.

    “There is no doubt that the Mayor has been stampeded into this measure because he faces a cycling opponent. Some of the proposals sound like waffle. For example, why do Londoners deserve a bike-hire scheme that is a third the size of Paris?

    “I have been in negotiation with London boroughs for many months to deliver a much more ambitious scheme. By his own admission, Mr Livingstone has yet to start this negotiation. What a feeble record for a man who has spent eight years in office.”

    How are these negotiations going Boris?

  • 8 prj45 Sep 13, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Yeah I was fooled, not emabrrased though, I see comments like that everyday and worse.

    “All cyclists are scum” etc…

    No wonder I’m defensive!

  • 9 Seth Sep 16, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    He’s been back-pedalling on the motorcycles in bus lanes issue too - he got my vote based on that ‘promise’ - 6 months on, no sign of action. I wrote 2 months ago, no reply. I wrote to his office again a month ago, again, no reply. Time to vote the phoney out I think.

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