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[Scene: Inside the Queen Vic. Boris Johnson is leaning on the bar sipping champagne. Peggy Mitchell is looking agitated behind the bar]
PEGGY: Bleedin’ hell, Bozza, Phil’s just been arrested for fraud!
BORIS: Cripes! Blimey! What was he Deputy Mayor for again?
PEGGY: [looks confused]
BORIS: Better sort this out before those Pyong-Yang style bloggers Boriswatch get hold of it. Lucky I told the cabbie to keep the meter running, what?
[Exeunt]
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Now we know , Boris Johnson our Mayor for London is really one of The Boy’s . You had better watch out , or else .
that was the funniest thing I’ve read all year.
Uncanny, same taxi gag:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23721519-details/Boris+Johnson+to+appear+in+Eastenders/article.do
F – u – u – u – unny he missed out on goosing the auld boird in this episode then . . ?
Cripes! Crikey!
And likely he is moderating C i F (see link above) which might explain the briefness of his libation in the Vic.
Grunt might care to note that the actors who played the Mitchell bros were both victims of domestics, as they are called on weekend.
Johnson B, whose best mate at uni Darius Guppy was a member of not only the Bullingdon,but also the Piers Gaveston, which hires prossies for mass public orgies, twice told his mistress to abort their child, after promising to marry her.
Or was it once?
Word On The Street is that Boris Johnson got the horror’s and had a nervous breakdown then jumped on a Bendy Bus to Albert Square to have a bit of an intellectual conversation with the Mob at The Queen Vic ! Let’s not forget that he sorted Ken Livingstone out with that Saga about corruption that was not , then Sir Ian Blair The Police Commissioner was well sorted out and beat a hastily departure , then lucky for some The Dodgy Ray Lewis was rumbled by The Press and his criminality was exposed , but Boris wants to employ him again when he can find a miracle and clear his name after all those accusations , accusation ,accusations and more accusations and that lie about he was a Magistrate when he never was . Let’s not forget about the Damian Green affair and then the telephone call Boris made to Kieth Vaz subjecting him to all that swearing / abuse or what ever you call it . Boris also tried to walk out of that Common’s Sellect committee when they were trying to discus what went wrong , so that they could avoid a repeat of a total shut down of London next time heavy snow fell . Then we have all the recent resignations by Boris Johnsons Deputy Mayor’s or whatever you would like to call them , this was due to their own wrong do’ing . So What The Hell is Going on Here ? Is this all my imagination ? am I hallucinating ? is all this for real ? Now Boris Johnson is one of The EastEnder Crew where there is Misery and Violence which is never ending . What exactly is it that Boris Johnson wants from this Mayoralty because I have not got a clue what he is upto , do you ?
I got on the blower to Richard Poncey Bart, Deputy Mayor for Old Etonain Affaires to inquire.
“Bojo for Dickytator! Nuff said, you perishing oik!” he intoned (Bit o’ Gilliganese there, Squire!)
Johnson B’s biographer – one of the Dully Tele journos I recall (up to that point, find the details for yourselves) – was quite clear on that point. Johnson wants to be very powerful, what he wants to do then he does not already impose on the womenfolk in his life is unclear, even to the great classical scholar himself.