Oh dear.  Boris’s tube strike strategy appears to be this:

  1. Invent a strike
  2. Get it in the papers
  3. Spout off in a carefully-leaked speech at the Mansion House, promising what every dim Tory in the Assembly’s been talking about for years, driverless tube trains!

What he has failed to do here (other than talk to his own damn staff) is learn some basic facts about the system he’s nominally in charge of.  Let’s look at what Benedict Brogan (the Deputy Editor of the Telegraph, for crissakes, being taken for a ride like a cub reporter on a local rag) has been spun by Team Boris.

Fighting words from Boris Johnson tonight. He’s giving his “State of London speech” later

No, that was in the middle of last year.  This, according to Mayorwatch, is the ‘Government of London’ speech.  Not an auspicious start.

Hizzoner is threatening the unions with the introduction of driverless trains on the Underground

‘Driverless’ trains, note.  I take that to mean ‘trains without a driver’, as in the Copenhagen Metro.  How Boris intends to do this is unclear.

Boris is locked in a war of attrition with the RMT and others, who are threatening to follow up their Boxing Day strike with one on April 29th

Untangle that.  The RMT didn’t strike on Boxing Day, ASLEF did, but Brogan doesn’t once mention ASLEF, nor does he mention the TSSA, thus neatly establishing a ‘strikes = Bob Crow = political action by Communists’ narrative.  Neither has he caught up with the complete absence of a solid basis for the ‘April 29th’ story, merely parrotting the received wisdom from Boris Spin Central.  Finally the RMT are striking over station staff, not drivers – every train on the network could be driverless but you can’t open the stations without staff.  Top notch churnalism, with added total failure to do any bloody research.

He has proposed a change to the law on strike ballots to require a minimum 50pc turnout, and signed a joint piece on the issue with David Cameron in today’s Sun

Boris only ever goes to the Sun when he’s trying to spin something, such as postponing the low emission zone or pretending to be tough on crime. Watch this one.  Remember the Mayoralty itself was set up on < 50pc turnout, let alone the scrapping of the WEZ.  Democracy is not enhanced by making it harder for your opponents to prove they’ve got support.  The use of lashings of spin is magically erasing any reference to the manifesto commitment to keep ticket offices open, using a bucket of UNIONS UGH!! rhetoric. Classy.

Boris says that unless they back down, he will start recruiting attendants for driverless trains

He’ll do what?  There are no driverless trains on the Underground.  The unions know this, and thus know Boris is bluffing, as well as refusing to meet them face to face.  How this is expected to make them kowto is, also, unclear.

When the Jubilee works are complete there will be three lines in London – the Jubilee, Victoria and Central – which will operate on an automated system

This is what he thinks ‘driverless’ is, and he’s wrong.  The Central, requipped with new stock from 1992, operates mostly under ATO (Automatic Train Operation) where the driver (yes, driver) presses a button at each station to start the train.  He/she is also able to take control and *drive the actual train* manually in case of system failure, or even just for practice (under a mode called, dead giveaway, ‘Coded Manual’, which is much like the way TGV and Eurostar trains operate – the driver in charge, but following guidance from the computer).  The Central Line is not driverless and there are no plans to change this:

ATO is normally used at all times. However, to “keep their hand in”, drivers should run in Full Speed Coded Manual in the open-air sections on Sundays; in addition, the Line Controller may ask specific trains (or all trains in a given area) to come out of ATO mode for various reasons including crowded platforms and slippery rails.

Repeat: this is not ‘driverless’, this is ATO, and the primary purpose is to increase capacity (which is why Crossrail’s so important, the Central can’t operate any more frequently).  Note that Boris had nothing whatever to do with this, it was started in 1996 and completed in 2002.

The Victoria Line, on the other hand, has always been ATO run since 1967, when Boris was 4, and thus is ‘driverless’ in the sense that the person in the cab isn’t called a driver, they’re a ‘train operator’.  They still sit in the front of the train and join unions and go on strike and even drive the train in an emergency, however, and an entire new fleet of expensive trains and entire new signalling system have been procured and expensively commissioned with consequent early life unreliability, all with the whole ‘person-at-front-of-train’ thing going on.  In other words, no change unless Boris wants to reengineer the control system for his entire fleet of trains before they’ve been in service a year.  Yeah, right.

The Jubilee is the only one which is actually being converted to ATO at the moment, and that’s only because the original Jubilee Line Extension scheme (kicked off under Boris mate and TfL Board Member Steve Norris) ballsed up the signalling work and had to install a lower-capacity manual system in a hurry.  This is why the Jubilee, uniquely, is, actually going to see a capacity upgrade as a result of ATO allowing the trains to run closer together, although occasionally it’s meant no trains running at all…

Of course, since all current Jubilee train operators really are drivers, driving on sight with old-school tripcock train protection, if Boris wants to replace them with ‘attendants’ he’s going to have to sack them, in addition to the whole reengineering of a system that’s taken years to install and been dogged by failure and unreliability.  Yeah, double right.

So, if Boris really wants his three ATO lines to have DLR-style remotely operated trains, he’s going to have to lose the manual driving mode of the Central that’s used in emergencies, sack all the drivers on the Jubilee and rengineer the signalling systems and control centres on three lines, two of which are brand new and re-engineer the control systems of three dissimilar fleets of trains.  This while simultaneously upgrading the Northern, Metropolitan, Hammersmith & City, Circle, District, Piccadilly and Bakerloo and delivering Crossrail.  Am I just a little pessmistic if I conclude that this is not really a goer?

it is also a fact that anyone in this room could in a matter of a few weeks acquire the qualifications necessary to supervise an underground train

This is what happens now, suggesting about 22 weeks starting from scratch.  Quite how this is supposed to stop you joining a union at the end is unclear.  I’ll leave it as an exercise to work out which bits of the training (dealing with live rails, the compressed air supply, passenger illness, suicides etc.) Boris feels can be safely left out to bring this down to ‘a few weeks’.


12 Responses to Tube Strikes – Boris Off The Rails Again

  1. I work on the Central, one of the lines with Automatic trains. Yesterday I lost count of the number of times my train failed to get all the way into a platform in Auto and I had to finsih the job in Coded. In the end I just gave up and drove it myself whenever I was above ground simply to save time.

    Why aren’t the trains automated? M O N E Y. DfT has just slashed TfL’s budget, TfL have cancelled lift installations after the shafts had been dug, we have signalling equipment from the 40s still in use on the Circle.

    Boris hasn’t got a clue. When he was elected the turnout was about 45% so he’s Mayor thanks to less than one in four of all London voters. Why should strike ballots be any different?

  2. Greg Tingey says:

    To ASLEF shrugged.
    The same way there has been a “great Labour victory” in Oldham & Saddleworth, with the successful candidate getting, erm, err … 19.7% of the electorate’s vote.

    Just the same, Brogan has definitely NOT covered himself with glory on this one.

  3. Greg Tingey says:

    More utter codswallop on this subject in the “Standard” – you’d better get logged-in there, too!

  4. Len says:

    An automatic, driverless train, pulls into a crowded platform. For whatever reason, a passenger decides to hold the doors open and refuses to let them shut (could be someone taken ill on the train, or a fight or a robbery). This causes a delay, which in turn forces the following trains to stop in the tunnel. Passengers on those trains get tired of waiting, and decide to get off the train, via the emergency doors and walk. Those at the front walk forward in the tunnel, those at the rear walk back along the tunnel.

    The problem at the station is rectified, the train moves off and so to do the following trains that were stuck in the tunnel. What is going to stop the train the passengers have just got off of from moving forward and running them down and killing them? When the train moves off, those at the back get left behind in the tunnel, what is going to stop the next train from moving forward and running them down and killing them?

    What happens when there is an equipment failure; a derailment (Central Line – Chancery Lane); a terrorist bomb goes off (Piccadilly Line – Wood Green (IRA) & King’s Cross)?

  5. Guano says:

    Maybe Bortis is going to invent a fully automated train. Maybe he is going to call in Wallace and Gromit to help him. Perhaps something like the auto-chef that covered them in scrambled egg.

  6. Captain Chaos Junior says:

    Maybe Boris Johnson has been sucking to many beers and watching Mr Bean !

  7. Len – to the best of my knowledge (and please remember I’m a train driver not a railway enthusiast) all automated railways have been built that way not converted from previously driver operated lines. Most of them have walkways along side the track that allow for people to walk safely without having to use the actual track. I’ve only travelled in the DLR as a passenger and I seem to recall that this is the case on the few tunnel sections I’ve been through.

    Regardless the massive investment to convert the Tube to driverless is simply not available and I doubt it ever will be, no politician is going to mandate a 10-15 year plan when they are only guaranteed to be in office for 4-5 years.

    GT – indeed, the problem with the UK is political apathy, too many people are happy enough to complain but can’t even be bothered to walk down the road to vote. My granny was a suffragette and my mum drummed the importance of voting into me from birth.

  8. Guano says:

    Someone will event a machine to write Telegraph columns before we have driverless Underground trains. Boris had better watch out.

  9. LiseyDuck says:

    Now Ed Milliband seems to be taking a potential strike as fact. Wonder if someone will invent an automated mayor?

  10. Latest rumour

    Having denied that there was a strike the moment the story started my nice Mr. Norman has apparently been sent a letter from Boris asking him for a personal meeting at his earliest convenience to discuss future bank holiday working, investment in the Tube and the Olympics. Wonder if Keith will ask him to expand on his “anyone can drive a tube train” remark before getting down to brass tacks.

    Note the invite is to ASLEF only, not RMT or TSSA but then any deal we do will apply to RMT train drivers too as LUL have no way of telling who belongs to which union without actually asking us. A few years ago when RMT were in dispute over a pay deal some bright spark at 55 came up with the wizard idea of sending letters out to ask TSSA and ASLEF members to identify themselves so they could pay us the agreed pay rise and not the RMT. It was only after we received the letters that someone realised that they had no way of verifying whether we really were in the Union we claimed to be and the whole idea was quietly forgotten. A lot of trees died for nothing.

  11. IanB says:

    Is it rue that Boris is proposing to convert the drivers’ cabs into open platforms, to allow passengers to hop on and off between stations?

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