Boris Watch

As it’s the weekend, and without wanting to overshadow any of the proper posts below, here’s a caption competition featuring a screen capture from this evening’s BBC London:

There’s no prize. Times is ’ard.
Update: anglonoel prompted me to do this:

Sorry about that.

A bit of fun for a Sunday morning. Come on, Boris-watchers, do your worst with this beauty, captured from this morning’s Andrew Marr Show:

(The first person whose entry consists only of the word "Exterminate!" gets devoured by Vashta Nerada.)