Boris Watch

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[Scene: Inside the Queen Vic.  Boris Johnson is leaning on the bar sipping champagne.  Peggy Mitchell is looking agitated behind the bar]
PEGGY: Bleedin’ hell, Bozza, Phil’s just been arrested for fraud!
BORIS: Cripes!  Blimey!  What was he Deputy Mayor for again?
PEGGY: [looks confused]
BORIS: Better sort this out before those Pyong-Yang style bloggers Boriswatch get hold [...]

Naturally, when Boris’s people embargoed the staggering news that he’s appearing in Eastenders (we weren’t included in an embargo, being Beyond Civilisation in blog terms) we cynical sods wondered if he was burying anything.  So far nothing’s come to light, but there are two things this week that might use a diversion.  First off, the [...]