Last Friday I tracked Boris and his Deputy Mayor For Policing round the Thames Estuary. Last Saturday I spoke about Boris Watch at Pro London. Yesterday I poked fun at the PR strategy adopted over the absurd Thames Estuary airport. Half an hour ago I opened the door to find six grim-faced policemen.
It turns out [...]
Boris Watch Copped: I Didn’t Know Kit Malthouse Worked *That* Fast…
January 26th, 2009 2 Comments
Tags: doorstep · humour · met · police
Those Red Boris moments in full
September 8th, 2008 1 Comment
The Tory Troll has a round-up – and a wonderful picture he hasn’t managed to track down the source of…
Update (from Ben): Boris’s latest Telegraph column considers the UN, meat-eating and overpopulation, but what’s this curious comment lurking inside it?
“We cannot all eat moose, like Sarah Palin.”
Why, the dastardly liberal elitist.
‘Boris at the Olympics’ cartoon blog
September 6th, 2008 2 Comments
These cartoons are pretty good. For instance:
Boris at the Olympics: high dive
Hopefully it’ll keep going until the next Olympics!
Tags: cartoons · humour · olympics
Private Eye nuggets
August 10th, 2008 1 Comment
A couple of Boris bits from the latest Eye. First, from Rotten Boroughs:
Boris & Ken
“The trouble we have — and it is one of the few things in politics which makes me almost wild with anger — is the sale of the playing fields, above all the sale of the playing fields in state schools,” [...]
Tags: housing · humour · levelling the playing fields · planning · Private Eye · satire
‘London’s New Mare’ song
July 29th, 2008 1 Comment
Hello again – I think we’re holidaying in shifts here at Boris Watch and I’ve arrived back from northern Belgium (where I was able to understand the job title of the Burgemeester greeting me in a local pamphlet thanks to a certain video – it’s an education, this Boris-watching business) in time to receive an [...]
On The Offensive
July 23rd, 2008 6 Comments
At last, some news that should please truly *ahem* old skool Johnson acolytes.
Boris’s last two Telegraph columns have prompted hurt words and open invitations from Norway and Bognor.
Tags: humour
Ice cream company prefers ice cream to Boris (allegedly)
July 13th, 2008 1 Comment
News reaches us from central London that Wall’s ice cream company have come out against Boris… possibly. It does, I suppose, seem a bit strange that they would make this announcement via an advertising board on the pavement in Borough High Street, but here’s the photographic evidence:
Draw your own conclusions.
Tags: graffiti · humour · ice cream
Private Eye on ‘Mayor Scandal’
July 10th, 2008 9 Comments
This spoof item in the latest Private Eye is quite good.
I must try and fix my scanner at some point, so I don’t have to keep taking photos of things instead of scanning them.
Tags: David Cameron · humour · Private Eye · Ray Lewis · satire
If…
July 1st, 2008 2 Comments
(Make your own)
Tags: humour
Separated at birth?
June 21st, 2008 4 Comments
Mrs. Stop Boris just noticed that the new (?) Friends Reunited logo bears quite a resemblance to that of a certain "politician". But does the similarity end there?