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Boris’s Plan For London Just Got More Detailed…

September 28th, 2008 No Comments

As part of their conference reshuffle the Conservatives have granted Boris an additional five minutes. This is a wise decision, as, according to Conservative Home, he’s the most popular Tory with the grassroots.
It can’t be worse than the rest of these plagiarists, anyway.

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More On The London Living Wage

July 28th, 2008 No Comments

Boris has continued his calls for the citywide acceptance of the £7.45 London Living Wage. In a statement, he claimed that the adoption of the Wage would be a cogent business decision as one that helps to target poverty:
“This is not only morally right but also makes good business sense, contributing to better recruitment and [...]

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Humanitarian Intervention, Johnson Style

July 24th, 2008 1 Comment

Following a protest by 500 Tottenham residents, Boris has spoken out against the Seven Sisters redevelopment plans:
“I am appealing to Haringey Council to stop the proposed demolition of the celebrated Pueblito Paisa market in Seven Sisters.This much loved market is vitally important to the Latin American community and home to many local traders. I was [...]

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On Yer Bike (Sorry, I’m So Sorry)

July 21st, 2008 2 Comments

Boris has given another of his sporadic rallying cries, this time in the form of a hearty promotion of bicycling:
“I’m challenging all Londoners who have bicycles languishing in the shed or garage to dig them out, dust off the cobwebs and reacquaint themselves with one of the most glorious ways of getting about. There are [...]

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Boris addresses the Pride pre-party

July 2nd, 2008 4 Comments

Cringe your way through this (from Homovision.tv) if you want. He clearly hasn’t a clue what he’s on about whenever he strays off his few pre-prepared one-liners.

Are we still waiting for an apology on the ‘three men and a dog’ front, by the way?

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Gosh, Blimey Ad Nauseam – Boris At City Hall

May 5th, 2008 No Comments

With a slight trip and a verbal slip, Mayor Johnson began his term. After milking the laughter and offering profuse gratitude, he claimed that little needed to be added to the ‘wonderful debate’ (a protracted flurry of Ad hominem, Ad nauseam). Later, he whipped his way through a few key policies. These will include:

The [...]

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